Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 20, 2011

LOL!!!

They’re made out of meat.

“That’s ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You’re asking me to believe in sentient meat.”

Quote from “They’re Made Out Of Meat” a science fiction short story by Terry Bisson.

http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/TheyMade.shtml

That must be the remote control. It can tell everyone what to do except the monkey.

So that’s where she hid the remote.

V’ger is back!

\\//_

A perfectly understandable mistake.

Implanted devices [iiPhones?] can’t be too far off.

HAH! Love it!

6ryph0n, I think that AFTER I safely get past them.

That’s what I think every time I see someone behind the wheel, yacking on their cell phone. Look! A big, stupid monkey!

“Planet of the Large Monkeys?” It just doesn’t ring right.

^NOT entirely engaged in the process…

quick! make ready a proton torepedo. those things are dangerous and unpredictable

I beleive the alien’s assessment is too accurate…

The alien is jealous. It’s barely got opposable thumbs. “Edward Wrench-hands.”

Oh Johnny Five. Are you really all that smart? I believe you once had this conversation:

——- Johnny Five: Frederick, I have an important question. Why do humans not like me, call me “craphead”?

Fred: They like you. They like you. Craphead is a compliment.

Johnny Five: Oh…

——-

I’ve seen that kind of monkey. They can get violent & will eat almost anything.

I hope that stupid robot doesn’t try to interfere –

– there’s a great symbiotic relationship here!!

The intelligent life-form gets a free ride to all sorts of exotic locations (the office, the car, the bathroom), protection from predators (feet, dirt, rain) and all the electricity it can eat …

… and the monkey gets a toy to suck away its free time!

As we keep using our electronic devices we’ll eventually be less intelligent than monkeys.

Those electronic devices are great for training. I have been perfectly trained to be obedient to them.

Strange, I just saw a story about rovers last night on Nova.

thanks for the link dicer

Ever see the Tom & Jerry cartoon “Advance and Be Mechanized”?