Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 04, 2012

And let’s not talk about the “Cotton Candy” phase by your buddy, Krispy Kreme……(yes, they have a cotton candy flavored doughnut. Some things are just wrong…)

cuz everybody knows recreational drugs are much worse than a killing spree…

And here, you can see him covered with a white powder…

The doughnut won’t last a full term, anyway.

O yeah, and he was a walker before he was a cruller . . . ☻

He’s lookin’ a bit glazed.

#pearlsbeforeswinemayoraldebate

Everyone’s doing it – yep, that makes it right.

Don’t we need to see a birth certificate? After all, he might be “ein Berliner”

not to mention a photo from “the party”

Well, KillBot was using 8-inch floppy disks and sniffing trichlorotrifluoroethane back in his younger days.

Oh, yeah, I remember that Ke$ha song about sprinkles and Jack or something like that…

♫Sprinkles in the Sky with Diamonds♫

funny.

So many holes in those accusations!