Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 17, 2014

Now Cliff can get all of the teenage girls he wants.

Would “Oh, how apt!” be a corny joke?

Wow, Cliff just got 78% smarter.

Given the location of the keys, I foresee a sexting scandal.

He’s now ahead of his time. We will all become a walking smart phone eventually.

Kick him in the spacebar…

Cliff’s particular model features a “joystick”.

That looks painful.

Tubby Tele