Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 23, 2014

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    Randy B Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Any activity ending in a pizza run can be considered a success.

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    AlnicoV   about 10 years ago

    They are just lucky that once the alien hordes get past them they discover that the Earth is the galactic equivalent of a seedy trailer park and leave.

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    Mickey and Delia  about 10 years ago

    Peace, brother.

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    Observer fo Irony  about 10 years ago

    Maybe the alien is unfriendly because they don’t include him in their conversation.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 10 years ago

    The quotation marks are inconsistent.

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    dumbbobsbrother  about 10 years ago

    Earth is DOOMED!

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    rphbeta  about 10 years ago

    ASL it ain’t.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 10 years ago

    He obviously didn’t notice their heads sticking up above the crates.

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    kaffekup   about 10 years ago

    First of all, he’s not at 12, he’s at 6. 12 is in front of them; second, ’tater, we are more economical, we only use one finger.

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    Red Ruffensor  about 10 years ago

    Is that Kang or Kodos?

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    Marscaleb  about 10 years ago

    That exchange needs to end with him saying “Why? Because I’m a man?”

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