Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 04, 2016

…that was actually funnier than the comic….

Ew

Two words; Amputation Diet.

Liposuction. (Although, you gain weight even easier afterward.)

Stop eating at 5pm every day. He’ll lose 1/2 lb a day without any other discipline. Stop at 4pm for faster loss.

Can’t see Cliff doing this, but drink unsweet tea or black coffee in the morning before eating anything, and go for a brisk walk or bike ride. That will also drain the old fat battery – unless you have a rare enzyme deficiency.

Cliff has access to the gravity generator. I anticipate a ten percent adjustment.