I am so tempted to write something I shouldn’t. I’ll just leave it to everyone’s imagination but that screwdriver really looks like a ______! There, that’s so much nicer. I am Canadian, after all.
Why would something even have a self destruct device?Besides, that is an extra cost item. Who pays for it?Ok, we the taxpayers pay for it. Dumb question.
Wouldn’t matter, It would self-destruct while Brewster tried to remember the rhyme, Let’s see…. Lefty, hefty. Righty O? .But, with any luck, Brewster also programmed the self-destruct mechanism, and when it runs down to zero, all that will happen is that the ships’s toilets will run backward.
Is this the end of Brewster Rockit? Is Tim retiring? Is this is his final strip? Tune in tomorrow, same b̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶!̶ ̶s̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶b̶a̶t̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶!̶ comics page to find out!
“We know we can count on you, Brewster!” will make it into the next edition of “The 700 Stupidist Things Anyone Ever Said” — assuming anyone survives who heard her say it.
When you launch this rocket, sometimes something goes wrong and the rocket, instead of heading for London, turns and goes right toward Hitler’s castle. So you learn to put explosive charges in the frame so if necessary you can rip the rocket open and the thrust goes in all directions and the rocket just falls harmlessly onto some farmer’s house.
Recently a couple of American firms decided to hire China to launch one of their comm satellites. The Chinese Long March lifted off, cleared the launch pad and service tower, then tipped over and flew around the countryside on a merry jaunt, ended up powering downward into some village, obliterating it. Chinese news said there was no problem, but reporters saw caskets by the hundreds. Incompetent imbeciles saved expenses by putting no range safety features in there at all.
wmwiii Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I can relate. That happens to me all the time.
Bilan almost 9 years ago
To save time for those pondering, it’s supposed to be a Phillips-head.
ursamaj almost 9 years ago
I am so tempted to write something I shouldn’t. I’ll just leave it to everyone’s imagination but that screwdriver really looks like a ______! There, that’s so much nicer. I am Canadian, after all.
Varnes almost 9 years ago
Odette, a wood burner….?
Ida No almost 9 years ago
You can’t say that Brewster doesn’t have drive.He just doesn’t know how to apply it.
paullybrew almost 9 years ago
Did he borrow that from Pam ?
Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
It looks like a sonic screwdriver. I don’t see what the problem is.
Mopman almost 9 years ago
This must have been the last strip ever made. :)
Flash Gordon almost 9 years ago
Why would something even have a self destruct device?Besides, that is an extra cost item. Who pays for it?Ok, we the taxpayers pay for it. Dumb question.
P51Strega almost 9 years ago
They’re screwed
tripwire45 almost 9 years ago
BOOM!
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Wouldn’t matter, It would self-destruct while Brewster tried to remember the rhyme, Let’s see…. Lefty, hefty. Righty O? .But, with any luck, Brewster also programmed the self-destruct mechanism, and when it runs down to zero, all that will happen is that the ships’s toilets will run backward.
Oge almost 9 years ago
No problem, Brewster has a Swiss Army knife in his pocket, he just has to take off his suit to get it.
ChessPirate almost 9 years ago
Jokes often don’t make logical sense, it’s just something you have to accept.
Jogger2 almost 9 years ago
Is this the end of Brewster Rockit? Is Tim retiring? Is this is his final strip? Tune in tomorrow, same b̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶!̶ ̶s̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶b̶a̶t̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶!̶ comics page to find out!
paullp Premium Member almost 9 years ago
“We know we can count on you, Brewster!” will make it into the next edition of “The 700 Stupidist Things Anyone Ever Said” — assuming anyone survives who heard her say it.
Eric Salinas Premium Member almost 9 years ago
“We’re counting on you. Roger.”“Phillip.”“Come again? Roger”“Nope, just Phillip.”
Kali39 almost 9 years ago
Ah, you see, that’s where you went wrong, Pam: Counting on Brewster…
PappyFiddle almost 9 years ago
When you launch this rocket, sometimes something goes wrong and the rocket, instead of heading for London, turns and goes right toward Hitler’s castle. So you learn to put explosive charges in the frame so if necessary you can rip the rocket open and the thrust goes in all directions and the rocket just falls harmlessly onto some farmer’s house.
Recently a couple of American firms decided to hire China to launch one of their comm satellites. The Chinese Long March lifted off, cleared the launch pad and service tower, then tipped over and flew around the countryside on a merry jaunt, ended up powering downward into some village, obliterating it. Chinese news said there was no problem, but reporters saw caskets by the hundreds. Incompetent imbeciles saved expenses by putting no range safety features in there at all.
TheBigPickle almost 9 years ago
The end.
#1SurferGirl almost 9 years ago
Coyote, I saw a Sonic Screwdriver too. All Hail the Doctor!!!
tea62 almost 9 years ago
“We can count on you…. Brewster……. <WE’RE DOOMED!>