Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 10, 2016

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    wmwiii Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    I can relate. That happens to me all the time.

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    Bilan  almost 9 years ago

    To save time for those pondering, it’s supposed to be a Phillips-head.

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    ursamaj  almost 9 years ago

    I am so tempted to write something I shouldn’t. I’ll just leave it to everyone’s imagination but that screwdriver really looks like a ______! There, that’s so much nicer. I am Canadian, after all.

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    Odette, a wood burner….?

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    Ida No  almost 9 years ago

    You can’t say that Brewster doesn’t have drive.He just doesn’t know how to apply it.

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    paullybrew  almost 9 years ago

    Did he borrow that from Pam ?

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    It looks like a sonic screwdriver. I don’t see what the problem is.

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    Mopman  almost 9 years ago

    This must have been the last strip ever made. :)

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    Flash Gordon  almost 9 years ago

    Why would something even have a self destruct device?Besides, that is an extra cost item. Who pays for it?Ok, we the taxpayers pay for it. Dumb question.

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    P51Strega  almost 9 years ago

    They’re screwed

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    tripwire45  almost 9 years ago

    BOOM!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Wouldn’t matter, It would self-destruct while Brewster tried to remember the rhyme, Let’s see…. Lefty, hefty. Righty O? .But, with any luck, Brewster also programmed the self-destruct mechanism, and when it runs down to zero, all that will happen is that the ships’s toilets will run backward.

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    Oge  almost 9 years ago

    No problem, Brewster has a Swiss Army knife in his pocket, he just has to take off his suit to get it.

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    ChessPirate  almost 9 years ago

    Jokes often don’t make logical sense, it’s just something you have to accept.

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    Jogger2  almost 9 years ago

    Is this the end of Brewster Rockit? Is Tim retiring? Is this is his final strip? Tune in tomorrow, same b̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶!̶ ̶s̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶b̶a̶t̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶!̶ comics page to find out!

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    paullp Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    “We know we can count on you, Brewster!” will make it into the next edition of “The 700 Stupidist Things Anyone Ever Said” — assuming anyone survives who heard her say it.

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    Eric Salinas Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    “We’re counting on you. Roger.”“Phillip.”“Come again? Roger”“Nope, just Phillip.”

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    Kali39  almost 9 years ago

    Ah, you see, that’s where you went wrong, Pam: Counting on Brewster…

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    PappyFiddle  almost 9 years ago

    When you launch this rocket, sometimes something goes wrong and the rocket, instead of heading for London, turns and goes right toward Hitler’s castle. So you learn to put explosive charges in the frame so if necessary you can rip the rocket open and the thrust goes in all directions and the rocket just falls harmlessly onto some farmer’s house.

    Recently a couple of American firms decided to hire China to launch one of their comm satellites. The Chinese Long March lifted off, cleared the launch pad and service tower, then tipped over and flew around the countryside on a merry jaunt, ended up powering downward into some village, obliterating it. Chinese news said there was no problem, but reporters saw caskets by the hundreds. Incompetent imbeciles saved expenses by putting no range safety features in there at all.

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    TheBigPickle  almost 9 years ago

    The end.

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    #1SurferGirl  almost 9 years ago

    Coyote, I saw a Sonic Screwdriver too. All Hail the Doctor!!!

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    tea62  almost 9 years ago

    “We can count on you…. Brewster……. <WE’RE DOOMED!>

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