Ladies and Gentleman (and i use the term loosely), I present the the award for ‘The First Smartest Thing That One CouldEver Come Out of Someone’s Mouth" to Brewster Rocket! [Cheers & Applause].
Wouldn’t do any good; “Tax Day” would just be designated for another day. It would be like the “birthday every four years” nonsense about people who happens to be born on a Leap Day. These people age and have birthdays every year, not just every fourth year on a February 29th. Legally, on non-Leap Years their birthdays are designated as March 1st.
Not “which only comes around every four years,” but “which comes around only every four years.” The misplacement of “only” in a sentence ALWAYS confuses the intended meaning. Here’s what can happen:Only I poked him in his eye with my stick.I only poked him in his eye with my stick.I poked only him in his eye with my stick.I poked him only in his eye with my stick.I poked him in his only eye with my stick.I poked him in his eye only with my stick.I poked him in his eye with my only stick.I poked him in his eye with my stick only.
By ‘folks’ I am assuming you mean the members of Congress, the President, the VP and the Supreme, who get superlative medical care for the rest of their lives on our dime, while we get turned down and turned away by insurers AND Medicare, both of which we have paid into…
Argythree over 8 years ago
First smart thing I’ve seen out of this guy (I’m kind of new to this ’toon…)
Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago
A degree of logic the likes of which we have not witnessed heretofore.
Steven Wright over 8 years ago
Yeah I gotta say I’m impressed by just what a great idea Brewster has. I’m also a little bit scared that his ideas are starting to sound good.
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
“You may be on something…” Fixed it.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 8 years ago
Ladies and Gentleman (and i use the term loosely), I present the the award for ‘The First Smartest Thing That One CouldEver Come Out of Someone’s Mouth" to Brewster Rocket! [Cheers & Applause].
Flash Gordon over 8 years ago
Don’t give the far “right” and the oligarchs any ideas.
Alabama Al over 8 years ago
Wouldn’t do any good; “Tax Day” would just be designated for another day. It would be like the “birthday every four years” nonsense about people who happens to be born on a Leap Day. These people age and have birthdays every year, not just every fourth year on a February 29th. Legally, on non-Leap Years their birthdays are designated as March 1st.
cocavan11 over 8 years ago
Not “which only comes around every four years,” but “which comes around only every four years.” The misplacement of “only” in a sentence ALWAYS confuses the intended meaning. Here’s what can happen:Only I poked him in his eye with my stick.I only poked him in his eye with my stick.I poked only him in his eye with my stick.I poked him only in his eye with my stick.I poked him in his only eye with my stick.I poked him in his eye only with my stick.I poked him in his eye with my only stick.I poked him in his eye with my stick only.
Stevehall52 Premium Member over 8 years ago
I sent this to my accountant; he says he’d have to charge 4X as much for the return. There’s no winning.
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
I give my vote to Election Day…
Argy.Bargy2 over 8 years ago
By ‘folks’ I am assuming you mean the members of Congress, the President, the VP and the Supreme, who get superlative medical care for the rest of their lives on our dime, while we get turned down and turned away by insurers AND Medicare, both of which we have paid into…