Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 21, 2016

I didn’t know decaf slowed you down.

If there’s no caffeine then what’s the point of drinking coffee?

LOL!

This is grounds for a court martial.

And soon his pain will be compounded by the caffeine-withdrawal headache.

He’ll have to seek treatment at The Maxwell House.

But it’s not as efficient as dandelion!

I’m in pain and I’m wet and I’m still hysterical!

Some people like the taste of coffee but still need to sleep. Having said that, I hear the LotsaBucks term for decaf is “Why bother?”