Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 18, 2017

Watch out for the space cat.

A cat, or a kid named “Calvin”.

Check to see if it has a warranty in it.

It’s a shipment from Andromedazon.

No returns, no refunds!

obviously God, when he created the universe, ordered Earth from Amazon. You don’t think he would use e-bay, did you?

If not for panel 3, I’d have sworn it contained The Bizarro World! ;o)

Does this mean the Vogons are coming to destroy our old earth?

Can it be returned? It’s got some kind of infestation on it.

Why are they both holding the controls?

The Warranty is for One Eon, or 5 Galactic rotations, whichever comes first. Your mileage may vary. No user serviceable parts inside.

Ancient astronaut theorists suggest to proceed with caution…

Now I know that several Celestials or ancient highly advanced aliens were involved in our world and others, but they didn’t build worlds. They just dealt with life.

I’d like to see the drone that delivered this!

Some assembly was required, and it didn’t come with a Van Allen wrench.