Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 07, 2018

Exit polling made fun.

After you pole them, canvas them.

Or is it the other way around?

“No; I’ve voted for the other candidate.”

99.9% people said no.

This one made me laugh. This can also be taken another way, which would literally mean ’we’re all screwed’.

Downright funny!

How about Exit Swedes?

Is this an election? This is getting hit in the head lessons.

This is the problem with our system, too many people have been hit over the head with a pole.

Rather than do an exit poll? Yes. Rather than vote for these choices, YES.

Poor Pam…

[Insert inappropriate joke about persons of Polish ancestry here.]

Perhaps this would work better, Pam, if you demonstrated proper pole technique for us.

What a Revolting Development this had turn out to be!

So far 100% say they want to leave.

Pam should know better than to tell Brewster something like that (actually she should know better than to tell him to do anything, unsupervised). It’s like talking to Amelia Bedelia.

Question: if we opt for getting beaten with a pole, can we be exempt from watching any and all campaign ads in the next election?

Hit with an EXIT Pole, followed by a nice Hawaiian Punch…