Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 30, 2019

Ermine Notyours called it yesterday.

I’m so bright, my parents call me Cliff.

Hmm. That doesn’t quite work.

You can’t rename the sun! His name is already Sol!

Sorry Cliff that star already has a name.

It’s Susan, as in Susan Sunshine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIdIqbv7SPo

That’s it, I’m moving. I would rather be under the Starbucks’ star.

Cliff invictus? Cliff Inflictus?

♫ You are my cliffshine, my only cliffshine. You make me happy when skies are gray. You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you. Please don’t take my cliffshine away. ♫

Now, they have to rename cliffhangers.

There are people who don’t know the sun is a star or think the other planets are stars. Science isn’t a biggee in USA. One woman on Who Wants to be a Millionaire thought an elephant was bigger than the MOON!

God beat Dr. Mel Practice to it: King James Bible “He telleth the number of the stars; he calleth them all by their names”. -Psalms 147:4

Can you imagine? Billions of galaxies, each with billions of stars. We probably won’t run out of stars to name for at leas a month.

But Cliff’s not that bright.

Well it’s also had many other names like Amun-Ra, Ra and even before that goddesses: Wadjet, Sekhmet, Hathor, Nut, Bast, Bat, and Menhit. I don’t know how many names our sun has had, but in fact it’s a lot.

Pam agrees. They’re both giant gas balls that will blind you if you look at them directly. Now you’ll have to stick things where Cliff doesn’t shine.

Vanity, vanity…all is vanity.

A thing can have more than one name: David. Son. Da. Pawpaw. Asxxxle. O Mighty One…..

The Sun’s name is Sun.

And, of course, the Moon’s name is Moon.

Sorry Cliff, but that one’s already taken. You better Lawyer up before they slap you with a cease-and-desist letter.

The Sun’s gonna sue for defamation of character.

You mean it’s NOT named after me? Then why did my parents keep calling both me and the star “sun”?

What’s that? Don’t be ridiculous – why would they call a star “son”?

The comments were so much better than the ’toon today!! Thanks to all of you for cheering me up…