I’m surprised he didn’t ask Leela. (Futurama)
Between voting for Dirk Raider and getting poked in the eye with a stick or voting for Donald Trump.
I see these guys have played Zobmondo (‘would you rather’) before…
For at least one election, I’d be willing to give an eye. I mean, I can always go on Wheel of Fortune and buy another.
Poked in the eye with a stick? Is this the source of the alien DNA being used in medicine?
Please don’t tell the readers of Big Nate that today’s strip here involves a poll!
“My good eye or my bad eye?”
I hate these one sided surveys. The Repub ones I get are the worst. They don’t give any answer that makes them look bad. So, whatever you say, you’re for them. I usually trash these and recycle the paper.
“Well?”
“I’m thinking!” (With a tip-o-the-hat to Jack Benny) ☺
Would you prefer to read my exceedingly insightful, amazingly hilarious, and always life-changing GoComics comments or eat a squishy bug?
“If you’re still trying to figure out whether to vote for me or Brewster…..well R U Sirius?”
-Dirk Raider
I once was cornered by a poster who asked questions like:
Would you vote for Jack Johnson if he stole millions from his company?
Would you vote for Jack Johnson if he plans to cancel Medicare so he could spend the money on hookers and drugs?
Would you vote for Jack Johnson if he drinks the blood of the living?
Turns out the poll was from his political rival. The questions were based on nothing — the guy just wanted to suggest them to voters.
kaffekup about 4 years ago
I’m surprised he didn’t ask Leela. (Futurama)
Bilan about 4 years ago
Between voting for Dirk Raider and getting poked in the eye with a stick or voting for Donald Trump.
mddshubby2005 about 4 years ago
I see these guys have played Zobmondo (‘would you rather’) before…
Skeptical Meg about 4 years ago
For at least one election, I’d be willing to give an eye. I mean, I can always go on Wheel of Fortune and buy another.
Aussie Down Under about 4 years ago
Poked in the eye with a stick? Is this the source of the alien DNA being used in medicine?
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
Please don’t tell the readers of Big Nate that today’s strip here involves a poll!
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 4 years ago
“My good eye or my bad eye?”
preacherman Premium Member about 4 years ago
I hate these one sided surveys. The Repub ones I get are the worst. They don’t give any answer that makes them look bad. So, whatever you say, you’re for them. I usually trash these and recycle the paper.
ChessPirate about 4 years ago
“Well?”
“I’m thinking!” (With a tip-o-the-hat to Jack Benny) ☺
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
Would you prefer to read my exceedingly insightful, amazingly hilarious, and always life-changing GoComics comments or eat a squishy bug?
geese28 about 4 years ago
“If you’re still trying to figure out whether to vote for me or Brewster…..well R U Sirius?”
-Dirk Raider
Ed The Red Premium Member about 4 years ago
I once was cornered by a poster who asked questions like:
Would you vote for Jack Johnson if he stole millions from his company?
Would you vote for Jack Johnson if he plans to cancel Medicare so he could spend the money on hookers and drugs?
Would you vote for Jack Johnson if he drinks the blood of the living?
Turns out the poll was from his political rival. The questions were based on nothing — the guy just wanted to suggest them to voters.