Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 23, 2022

Oatmeal with blueberries, roasted walnuts and a side of avocado. How much?

Cliff is living on borrowed time.

The walking dead.

If I eat two hot dogs at 3:50, I don’t see why I have to wait till 5:00 to go home.

Like so many other things, it can keep them from just living their lives.

The math doesn’t work like that. If one person dies early of a nutritional issue, their lost years get averaged over the group of people who eat similar diets. But the fact that the susceptible person died young actually has ZERO real effect on life expectancy of the others.

What, Cliff. 35 minutes for a hot dog. What! The replicator is out, again?

My doctor said if I quit eating cheeseburgers I would live ten years long. I replied yes, but I wouldn’t enjoy them.

Compromise, Cliff. Put peanut butter on your hot dog.

I have always suspected that the number of hours spent working out would probay exceed the hours added to one’s lifetime. I look for productive activities that require effort. Like yard work.

If Cliff did the math, he’d have to wonder why he’s still alive.

Peanut butter hotdogs seem in order.

The problem is, I can’t see Cliff eating just one hotdog.

I don’t know if it adds life or takes it away, but having kids will give you gray hairs.