Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 18, 2022

No, we’re invading the RU Sirius. We only have two soldiers, plus myself, and I’m always on my phone.

They’ll fit right in.

“Assimilation is inevitable.” (“Resistance is futile”.)

It’s been a full generation since we were all good at Space Invaders.

Douglas Adams came up with the ‘Somebody Elses Problem Field’.

If he’d known about the coming social media…

We’ll SPAM them into abandoning the invasion. (But they’ll leave with thicker hair, larger bosoms, healthy prostates, and after losing four inches off their waists.)

How will we know ? If they are just like everyone?

Lead them to a subway station and leave them there. Eventually they will all walk off the platform and onto the tracks. End of problem.

Pretty sure the invasion is just for likes

In the early days of Facebook and MySpace I kept getting them mixed up. My kids would roll their eyes if I called them “Spacebook” or “MyFace.”

Time for Earth Defense Force to deploy the ultimate weapon, kitten videos.

Brilliant!

“Oh look, someone just posted a new ﺡﺪ⍸এ́ video on UsTube!”

“We have come for your dating apps. Ours don’t seem to work.” :)

Extermin… wait, I’m getting another call.

Now it becomes clear what has so slowed the invasion.

Just have the car warranty guys call them.

“All your base are belong to us, oh wait, I have a text coming in”

Get a selfie first.

who still use phones to take call nowadays? this aliens are not that advanced

They might be about even with Short Attention Span Avenger.

Defeat them with CAT VIDEOS! Lots of CAT VIDEOS!

Brewster: “You get off your phone right now!”

Just show them that if they get on our internet, it will be Kardashians, flame wars and cat videos. That should scare them away.

Hmm… “Invasion of Aliens Who are Distracted by Technology”. Sounds like it would be an interesting movie. Title’s a bit long for the theater marquee.

Then there were These guys: (Best Alien Scene EVER)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhC_KHkihKY

so…we’re invading ourselves?