Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 19, 2022

The only reason he’s attacking Earth is to get more Likes.

(His little sister is upstaging him)

Be careful. You don’t want to alienate him.

“And no one can take away your right…”

Ug, I hate that. I’m standing there, in the freezing wind, rain pelting me and for what? So I can get a donation from a guy at the store /who’s texting on his phone! in his nice warm car for 20 minutes!/ YESH!!!

Customers, can’t live with them, can’t strangle ’em!

“Resistance is frustrating.”

send them all texts that they lost the war and must go home

Just bombard them with texts ahead of a photon torpedo. They’ll never know what hit ’em.

whenever I see a guy walking and reading emails on his phone if I’m able I like to get in their way and let me run over me. then I laugh and laugh and laugh!

He was just arranging to have your location surrounded while you were heroically ranting.

Fight them by hacking their phones & filling them with videos of cute kittens, puppies & – LOOK! there’s a bunny.

“We shall fight on Twitter, we shall fight on TikTok, we shall fight in Instagram and Facebook, we shall fight in YouTube; we shall never surrender to Downvotes…”

I think this invasion will be fairly defendable.

We are bound to fail unless we can get their attention or get them to forget about us. He will probably find the sweet spot between the two — just enough interest to whoop us.

Don’t laugh. So many people in the world are just as fixated