Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 24, 2022

Dirk got a new ship?

He did only say that he wanted to see it.

“I did it with a Sharpie… It worked for ol’ whats-his-name.”

Lateral thinking from Brewster there.

I’m surprised Brewster could handle Photoshop.

Ordinarily, we’d think that Brewster is a real dummy, but for him to be able to use Photoshop shows he’s not the dimwit we’ve taken him for.

Why does this silly comic always make me laugh?

Might actually work knowing how gullible dirk’s troops can be

ka-funny

I don’t remember which Sci Fi show(s) had holograms displayed to fool the enemy into thinking they were surrounded and out numbered.

It was also a lot easier than trying to explain orbital mechanics.

Wait a minute!! That Trooper Ship, it’s been Photoshop-ed in too! Is this the start of the Photoshop Wars?

The ships on that screen remind me of a Colorforms set. Anybody else remember those? Toys were so simple back then.

Let them have Mars, there doesn’t seem to be much there anyway.

Be careful what you ask for when speaking to a literal thinker.

Happens to me frequently.

“You did not say not to do it. You said you didn’t want to hear about it. I haven’t said a word.”

Wait, Dirk’s ship is photoshopped too. Who will win this war? The surreptitious, clandestine subterfuge of it all! Is Mars photoshopped? Tune in next time, brave Rockiteers!

In other words: There is no rocketship at Mars, just and image of one Photoshopped onto the telescope image. Way to go Brewster, Pam should be in charge.

Why not? That’s what Dirk Raider did!