Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 01, 2022

Give them what they want if you want to make a sale.

With the armor on, how can you tell which is the man and which is the woman. I have never noticed any differences in Dirk’s stormtroopers.

Except for the direction of the sash.

“He ripped off her underwear, which was easy since she wore it on the outside of her armor.”

Porntroopers.

It is forbidden “love”.

I bet he “misses” every time in the bedroom.

Sadly, he had a hard drive but a floppy disk.

Last time I changed the lint trap on our washing machine drain hose, I told my wife it looked like a Borg condom. She laughed for about an hour straight.

This cannot end well. We know about storm troopers’ aiming abilities.

Gross!!

“Is that your blaster, or are you just glad to see me?”

ᔑ➿ᔐ

“Gee, you’re a bad shot.”

“Thanks, so are you.”

Hmm he must sense a disturbance in the Force below….

I dunno, those guys look like they wear their underwear on the outside.

“Give me an hour while I slip into something more comfortable.”

The storm troopers are just as hapless in the bedroom as they are on the battlefield. They will always miss what they aim at.

It’s good to see she’s coming out of her shell.

I cannot wait for the climax!

Not if the “Radar of Happiness” is working.

So long as he doesn’t miss in the bathroom.

Stormy Troopers.

How do you know who it really is underneath that armor and helmet?

Stop, stop, I’m getting all steamed up here.