How did Cliff ever get that job? The recruiter must have been thinking, “Let’s see if we can find the laziest, most slovenly warm body in the known universe.”
I used to get that gung-ho stuff all the time in the military. At an academy you are sworn by the Honor Code not to lie. On the other hand, you were exhorted to say you would give 150%. :)
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
Or lack of interest.
Need coffee about 2 years ago
Sorry, Cliff. Pam isn’t interested.
Digital Frog about 2 years ago
Always give 100% – unless you’re donating blood.
Doug K about 2 years ago
Part of Cliff’s “logic” is based on the false implied claim that he actually gave 110%.
jonescientific about 2 years ago
The companies that demand 110% of your effort never offer 110% of your pay in return.
The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago
Pam, that 110% thing works best with people who have a large variation between 0% and 100%.
gantech about 2 years ago
How did Cliff ever get that job? The recruiter must have been thinking, “Let’s see if we can find the laziest, most slovenly warm body in the known universe.”
holdenrex about 2 years ago
Cliff has made a career out of “quiet quitting”
ChessPirate about 2 years ago
He’s gonna be 110% stuffed into an airlock…
blakerl about 2 years ago
Cliff works hard at not working. He gives a 110% to develop scams to not work, thus he has no time to do any work.
mistercatworks about 2 years ago
I used to get that gung-ho stuff all the time in the military. At an academy you are sworn by the Honor Code not to lie. On the other hand, you were exhorted to say you would give 150%. :)
Exactly as crazy-making as it sounds.
retjeff about 2 years ago
I used to work part time but got fired. It was a full time job..
Radish... about 2 years ago
Cliff has a lot of interest in not working.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 2 years ago
one point one times zero equals zero