Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 16, 2022

How does Albert eat anything if he wears the helmet all the time?

So … was the “crime” originally an accident?

Was the crime done for the purpose of getting on the podcast?

“Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?” “Tim stole the cookies from the cookie jar.” “Who, me?” “Yeah, you!” “Couldn’t be.” “Then, who?” “Susie stole the cookies from the cookie jar!” An overlooked game from my childhood.

Better than true crime podcasts I’ve heard. Time is spent joking with co-presenters, talking about how much work they did uncovering information already known, talking with people who knew nothing about the case and were only tangentially related to someone in it, and airing ads for sponsors. A fifteen second reading of the pertinent facts would have told the story.

Or maybe podcasts listeners are the same people who do social media to find out what celebrities eat or serial killer’s favorite television shows.

Now start a campaign for legalizing lamp-breaking.

Yeah I think I could see the crumbs on her lips

Yet another media-related crime spree!

Rapid resolution.

Rave reviews!!

Yep, I suspected this was an inside job.

Time for Pam to engage whatever disciplinary measures that she chooses to use.

Solving Mysteries is easier when you find the right Snitch.

Episode 298