Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 02, 2023

“Leg day? For me it’s more like leg week!”

This reminds me of an old joke I was told: What did one male centipede say to another male centipede when a female centipede walked by? What a lovely pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs….

Buddy, you should try skipping with all these!

I know a couple guys who have trouble keeping track of two legs while they’re walking (even stone cold sober), how much of this guy’s brain is devoted just to remembering how to walk?

Why isn’t there a vigintipede?

“How?” would be my first question.

Now, let’s not get off on the wrong foot.

“Do you ever think about how you’re walking while you’re walking?”

“You’re a mean little man, Brewster Rockit…”

Does he have to add up the total mileage from all the treadmills when he runs?

Squish, squish, squish Smashing fun. I don’t like weird bugs.

What does he do? Curls?

Shouldn’t be skipping anything

He’s already got a leg up on the competition.

Can’t Brewster grant him an ARM-istice?

Not enough time