everybody will point their fingers at humans via possible time trip ……but what if aliens scattered those thru the universe as bait to kill off civilizations who took the hint of creating plastic bottles and mass produce them for themselves.
The Universe needs PLASTIC!!! It’s The only reason the Earth was allowed to spawn humans in the first place: The Universe wanted plastic for itself, needed humans to create it. This is the answer to our age-old philosophical question: “Why are we here?” PLASTIC!!!
The Martians could live up to the task, and they are no-more. Save Humanity, spread plastic out into the Universe. It’s are only hope.
Two modern marketing geniuses… the person who came up with the idea of bottling water, which used to be free, and selling it for money; and the owner of Starbucks who tricked people into paying six or seven dollars for a fifty cent cup of coffee by putting foreign names on it.
And finding them on Earth is a sign that there isn’t widespread intelligent here. I have various refillable water bottles that I take with me. Cheaper and better environmentally!
some of our local residents must have driven through that area. i’m surprised there aren’t any knotted up plastic convenience store bags containing obento wrapping and wet wipes…
Imagine over 1 year ago
Doesn’t confirm there was any civilisation on Mars. For that it would need to find something like coffee cups.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 1 year ago
Just wait until you see the Burma Shave signs!!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’s nothing. Mars’ Olympus Mons volcano is filled with old AOL CDs.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago
It wasn’t intelligent life.
LawrenceS over 1 year ago
Possibly sent there by earth, when our landfills were overflowing with the d*mn things.
SFpagan over 1 year ago
everybody will point their fingers at humans via possible time trip ……but what if aliens scattered those thru the universe as bait to kill off civilizations who took the hint of creating plastic bottles and mass produce them for themselves.
nsaber over 1 year ago
Yes, bottled water – one of the worst ripoffs ever.
geese28 over 1 year ago
Including our streets
blakerl over 1 year ago
The Universe needs PLASTIC!!! It’s The only reason the Earth was allowed to spawn humans in the first place: The Universe wanted plastic for itself, needed humans to create it. This is the answer to our age-old philosophical question: “Why are we here?” PLASTIC!!!
The Martians could live up to the task, and they are no-more. Save Humanity, spread plastic out into the Universe. It’s are only hope.
trainnut1956 over 1 year ago
Two modern marketing geniuses… the person who came up with the idea of bottling water, which used to be free, and selling it for money; and the owner of Starbucks who tricked people into paying six or seven dollars for a fifty cent cup of coffee by putting foreign names on it.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
Literally
Bilan over 1 year ago
Compelling evidence of ancient water??
Was he able to see the expiration dates on the bottles?
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 1 year ago
And finding them on Earth is a sign that there isn’t widespread intelligent here. I have various refillable water bottles that I take with me. Cheaper and better environmentally!
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
some of our local residents must have driven through that area. i’m surprised there aren’t any knotted up plastic convenience store bags containing obento wrapping and wet wipes…