Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 29, 2023

Which leads to the old joke: “I bought a new boomerang, but somehow I just can’t throw away the old one.”

Q. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A. A stick.

Not all boomerangs were intended to return, just follow a straight path to the target.

I would imagine that being in zero gravity as they are, all boomerangs are sticks. Either that, or Brewster would get pretty good at having it circle a planet or a moon or something.

The most dangerous invention ever that really needed instructions was the boom-arrow by the Sioux-icidal chieftain “Tatarget” – tell ya, this guy didn’t live very long…

There’s a lot of room up there on the R.U. Sirius.

OK, I’ll do it.

Charlie Drake:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp0C61PbrLk

It’s fun to throw a Frisbee so that it comes back to you. Once, the guy I was throwing it with, chased it around in an arc, just out of his reach, and when I caught it, he was standing right in front of me! ☺

I once threw a boomerang. Now I live in constant fear.

Might come back and hit you in the face…like a mad girlfriend

That’s the manufacturers disclaimer, sometimes they don’t work.

How can I leave you when you won’t go away?

Jonathan Livingston Seagull