Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 04, 2023

But it is mostly hollow.

But the odd part is that I put in two dimes and a nickel originally.

That why you is should uses piggies. This little piggy wents to bank see.

His head is not a good place to keep things safe.

And then he said, “The phrase is put your money where your mouth is.”

He also said if a I gave him a ten dollar bill, he’d show me how easy it is to double my money.

Good advice….no wonder I get nosebleeds

Brewster: “But I straightened him out. I said Doc it’s not a bank. It’s a pay phone.”

Brewster and I have a lot in common. My doctor told me the same thing.

Can we “change” the subject? d;o)

His head isn’t being used for anything else.

Brewster won a lottery and all that money went to his head.

Why not use your head as a bank? There’s plenty of space in there.

When the doctor came from the room where he was treating the 4-year-old who had swallowed a nickel and two pennies, the worried parents asked how she was. “No change yet,” the doc replied.

Brewster misunderstood when he told someone he was having money problems, they replied well just use your head.

Great, you finally find a use for it and the Doc says no.

Apparently there was some confusion about the definition of a “bank shot” in his last game of pool.

One of those rare instances where, “Change is bad.”

I’ve heard of a hindquarter, but a head quarter?

They must be a quarter of the size they used to be – to fit in an ear!