As is my theory that the universe and everything in it were created one minute ago, and everything we “remember” from before then is an implanted memory from God. So, dinosaurs never existed, they were created as fossils in their current locations. Nuclear decay parent and daughter products were created in the proportions to make it seem like the earth is 4.5 billion years old.
“I did not say that the world was created twenty-three billion years ago; I said that was its age. It was created old. Created with fossils in the ground and craters on the moon, all speaking of great age. Created that way by Yahweh, because it amused Him to do so. One of those scientists said, ‘God does not roll dice with the universe.’ Unfortunately not true. Yahweh rolls loaded dice with His universe…to deceive His creatures.”“Why would He do that?”
“Lucifer says that it is because He is a poor Artist, the sort who is always changing His mind and scraping the canvas. And a practical joker. But I’m really not entitled to an opinion; I’m not at that level. And Lucifer is prejudiced where His Brother is concerned; I think that is obvious.(Job: A Comedy of Justice, Rbt. Heinlein)
enigmamz 10 months ago
Also, water ISN’T wet!
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 10 months ago
“It’s round, like my head "
BOP.
“It’s flat, like your head.”
Ratkin Premium Member 10 months ago
This cartoon is too true to be funny.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 10 months ago
Hard to hold on to your square Earth theory when you look out the R.U.Serious’s window and notice the Earth looks to be more round than square.
GreasyOldTam 10 months ago
As is my theory that the universe and everything in it were created one minute ago, and everything we “remember” from before then is an implanted memory from God. So, dinosaurs never existed, they were created as fossils in their current locations. Nuclear decay parent and daughter products were created in the proportions to make it seem like the earth is 4.5 billion years old.
Imagine 10 months ago
I am now convinced that cartoonists are evil.
Shadowbat 10 months ago
The Turkey People are going to freak when they find out that birds aren’t real.
SteveHL 10 months ago
“Alternative facts.”
rmercer Premium Member 10 months ago
A “square Earth” theory is too crazy to get any traction. Now an “ICOSAHEDRAL” Earth" theory….
freewaydog 10 months ago
Has this girl met Danae of “Non Sequitur”?
Radish the wordsmith 10 months ago
The RU Sirius is in space, you should be able to look out the window and see the earth is round.
blakerl 10 months ago
Smart Girl. I like that Idea!!!
Calvins Brother 10 months ago
“Be careful what you wish for, it might just come true”
Kroykali 10 months ago
Doesn’t make sense that all the other planets and moons in the solar system are spheres, and the earth is the only one that’s flat.
ajr58(1) 10 months ago
“I did not say that the world was created twenty-three billion years ago; I said that was its age. It was created old. Created with fossils in the ground and craters on the moon, all speaking of great age. Created that way by Yahweh, because it amused Him to do so. One of those scientists said, ‘God does not roll dice with the universe.’ Unfortunately not true. Yahweh rolls loaded dice with His universe…to deceive His creatures.”“Why would He do that?”
“Lucifer says that it is because He is a poor Artist, the sort who is always changing His mind and scraping the canvas. And a practical joker. But I’m really not entitled to an opinion; I’m not at that level. And Lucifer is prejudiced where His Brother is concerned; I think that is obvious.(Job: A Comedy of Justice, Rbt. Heinlein)
oakie817 10 months ago
actually, the Earth’s surface is 78% non-carbonated water, so technically…
Hello Sweetie 10 months ago
Square Earth? So we are on Htrae? Well, that would explain some things.
geese28 10 months ago
I always knew I was a billionaire and the govt are lizard overlords siphoning my funds to overthrow the earth.
old_geek 10 months ago
The Earth is boiling…
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
And Soylent Green taste yummy!
cuzinron47 10 months ago
That sounds like an AI generated belief.
Bilan 10 months ago
Sorry Marie, too many people have had those ideas before you. So it’s not YOUR theories.
Stephen Gilberg 10 months ago
By “square,” does she mean cubic?
Stephen Gilberg 10 months ago
The Earth has gotten warmer. Therefore, it’s no longer cool. Therefore, it’s square.
SFpagan 10 months ago
Coming soon to Netflix or Hulu or Prime …….Planet of the Blockheads
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member 10 months ago
See you at the next Trump rally!
Solomon J. Behala Premium Member 10 months ago
Square or cubical?
Cactus-Pete 10 months ago
It’s not a theory without a lot of evidence.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member 10 months ago
Brings a whole new meaning to “corner lot”.
Bryan Smith Premium Member 10 months ago
So we’re all living on the Borg cube now?