Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 17, 2024

Warren Buffet is not stupid.

More so now, after the Iowa Caucus!!!

An all you can eat buffet.

What a fantasy. Too good to be true.

The invasion plan of these alien bacteria has to be divide and conquer.

Look out Iowa, here they come.

a veritable smorgasbord

Not just lots of stupidity, aaalllll kinds of stupidity. Yum!

I hope they don’t find the news outlets. There would go a major source of entertainment.

Need to come up with a major camouflage strategy. Even then, I fear the worst…

A buffet indeed! And such a variety and quantity of stupid!

The fact that they’re still hovering just outside your window means that at least one of you… ☺

They must have been all over Iowa.

There is a congressional district in NY that they need to visit for dessert. Also GA’s 14 district. The buffet can be accessed from both sides!

They will not likely be experiencing the challenges of food insecurity.

Any coincidence that they came during an election year?

I can just hear the announcement over the disaster alert systems, “Alright everybody, act smart!”.

So. The $100,000 question: Do they just consume the stupidity, or do they consume the stupid, as well? (Asking for a friend…)

Will Earth survive the alien microbe invasion? Will life as we know it cease to exist?! Will there be anyone left to watch Kardashians reruns?! Tune in next week to find out! Dum, ta-dum, dumb, DUMB!