Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 19, 2024

It seems that they’ve all failed.

Winky, how about 3D printing masks of your face and sticking them on the killbots? They’d probably attack each other, given that they aren’t very bright (they are Dr. Mel’s creations, after all).

Say ain’t this child labour and child abuse?

A question: Have any of the Killbots ever actually … well … you know …

To fully test to see if a killbot really really works wouldn’t it have to actually successfully kill someone?

I worked in various test labs for many years, and I can honestly say that none of the products I tested ever actually attacked me. There were a few that burst into flames in front of me, but it was nothing personal.

Winky loses more spleens that way.

They all failed. You should see what they look like after Winky got through with them.

Number 5 just needs some oil.

Science in action…

Luckily, Winky seems to have an infinite supply of spleens.

Winky should check online for a product called “Spleen Armor”. Try the Dark Web. If that doesn’t work, try the Gullible Web :)

Test dummy.

Definitely an entry level position.

I don’t see much a future in killbot testing.

Happy Spring Equinox, everyone! Happy trails!

Isn’t that Ensign Kenny’s job?

Or did the South Park creators sue for copyright infringement?

I can’t recall the kilbots ever being used for anything useful, so does it really matter if they are defective.

No, “Number Five Is Alive”! – Short Circuit

How many times has he had his spleen damaged??