Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 16, 2024

Whatever you do, X-13, don’t try to post a URL.

Big Brother now has your number!!!

Sometimes, just sometimes, it’s wrong to be right.

A slam at Boeing again. Tsk, tsk.

Yep, pretty much every employee survey I ever encountered felt like that. Anonymous, my a$$!

By anonymous, we mean anonymous to other employees, not to us.

I see they have the same problems on the death star as on earth then!

I think poor X-13 is Dirk’s Winky. He goes through a lot of spleens.

Ha, ha, too much truth to be funny,

“If you think you have a beneficial suggestion, tell me in private. That way, if I think it’s really good, I can steal it and claim it was my own idea. Good luck convincing anyone higher up that you thought of it first.”

The NSA is keeping track of your comments…

Gahh!, indeed…

“Hah,hah, I’m actually X-14.”

Is he gonna get Dirked?

(¬_¬)

Yeah, the only acceptable feedback would be, “HR is underpaid.” Silence is not acceptable.

Should have used a VPN.

“On a scale of 1-to-47, how would you rate your satisfied level of satisfaction with satisfying your experience satisfactorily? If we ask you 85 more questions that all sound exactly like this one, how satisfied are you that you or anyone has any idea what we are even talking about anymore?”

That was pretty naive, X-13.

At least he got a quick response

Thanks for the reminder that I have to do one of these pointless exercises this week.