Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 09, 2024

Milk it while you can, Mel.

Why did the time machine turn black and what are the stripes up her arm?

You can go back in time and say all you want, as long as you don’t change anything.

Oh, how I wish I could go back to say just one thing I didn’t say 31 years ago…

Successful but a bad idea?

He should invent a thyme machine good for seasoning various savory dishes in the kitchen!

So, do you stay, or do you go??!!

Even better than the perfect comeback, find a way to “Take Back the Things We Said” (Rolf Harris, 1971).

Now that I know what this week’s Powerball numbers were, I’d like to go back a week and place my bet.

Why not just take the same twenty dollars into the future each time you want a hamburger? no, wait… nevermind.

Oh, the temporal paradoxes that will ensue…..

I am busy and don’t have the time for time travel!