Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 29, 2024

Cliff had fun, so ..

Mars bars?

What else can the kids expect from Cliff?

Yet, somehow, they are still in their wrappers.

What was that brand of snack cake that supposedly had a bite out of them from a bear, to prove how good they must taste? They don’t make them anymore.

Taste tested for quality control!

One year, I didn’t buy any candy since I didn’t plan on being home Halloween night. That afternoon, as I was just leaving, I had the first Trick or Treaters knock on the door. It was about 3pm and still full daylight. I gave them granola bars, as that was all I had.

Cliff, you’re such a jerk!

And Cliff is getting “Full -size”.

Oh, Cliff! Yuck!

They’re ABC Bars! (Already Been Chewed.)

I’m pretty sure that takes the “fun” out of them.

Good life lesson for paying income tax when you get older, kids.

BAD ADULT! BAD BAD BAD! Pam should take a rolled up newspaper to Cliff’s snout.

And that, kids, is how taxation works…

“…so I am also sharing my oral bacteria with you.”