Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 05, 2011

  1. Emerald
    margueritem  over 13 years ago

    Try it on the bear skin rug.

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    Llewellenbruce  over 13 years ago

    That should taste good.

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  3. But eo
    Rakkav  over 13 years ago

    Should work well enough on your fur, though.

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  4. Grog poop
    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Sounds like one of those old Tide commercials. How you get your clothes beyond white is beyond me though.

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    tbree  over 13 years ago

    To get your clothes beyond white, you have to accelerate them up to light speed.

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  6. Oldwolfcookoff
    The Old Wolf  over 13 years ago

    You do that and they’ll go red…

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  7. What has been seen t1
    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    I would say a word about dishwashers, but we were all young and foolish once—-maybe twice. Third time don’t count cause it said “dishwashing liquid”.

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  8. Tarot
    Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago

    customer: DISHWASHING LIQUID?

    Marge: don’t worry. you’re soaking in it.

    customer: mild, huh?

    some memorable dialogue from the adventures of Marge

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  9. Thrill
    fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Nerwin wears tennis shoes, but does he wear athletic socks as well? It would work on those…

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  10. Right here
    Sherlock Watson  over 13 years ago

    “Makes whites even whiter”? So what happens if you spill some on your TV set while “Friends” is on?

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  11. Steve3a
    JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago

    “Whiter than white” has a hint of blue in it (see “blueing”) Laundry moving towards you at the speed of light would be “blue shifted” so everybody’s comments make sense!

    (Except maybe mine…)

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