Try it on the bear skin rug.
That should taste good.
Should work well enough on your fur, though.
Sounds like one of those old Tide commercials. How you get your clothes beyond white is beyond me though.
To get your clothes beyond white, you have to accelerate them up to light speed.
You do that and they’ll go red…
I would say a word about dishwashers, but we were all young and foolish once—-maybe twice. Third time don’t count cause it said “dishwashing liquid”.
customer: DISHWASHING LIQUID?
Marge: don’t worry. you’re soaking in it.
customer: mild, huh?
some memorable dialogue from the adventures of Marge
Nerwin wears tennis shoes, but does he wear athletic socks as well? It would work on those…
“Makes whites even whiter”? So what happens if you spill some on your TV set while “Friends” is on?
“Whiter than white” has a hint of blue in it (see “blueing”) Laundry moving towards you at the speed of light would be “blue shifted” so everybody’s comments make sense!
(Except maybe mine…)
margueritem almost 14 years ago
Try it on the bear skin rug.
Llewellenbruce almost 14 years ago
That should taste good.
Rakkav almost 14 years ago
Should work well enough on your fur, though.
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Sounds like one of those old Tide commercials. How you get your clothes beyond white is beyond me though.
tbree almost 14 years ago
To get your clothes beyond white, you have to accelerate them up to light speed.
The Old Wolf almost 14 years ago
You do that and they’ll go red…
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
I would say a word about dishwashers, but we were all young and foolish once—-maybe twice. Third time don’t count cause it said “dishwashing liquid”.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 14 years ago
customer: DISHWASHING LIQUID?
Marge: don’t worry. you’re soaking in it.
customer: mild, huh?
some memorable dialogue from the adventures of Marge
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Nerwin wears tennis shoes, but does he wear athletic socks as well? It would work on those…
Sherlock Watson almost 14 years ago
“Makes whites even whiter”? So what happens if you spill some on your TV set while “Friends” is on?
JP Steve Premium Member almost 14 years ago
“Whiter than white” has a hint of blue in it (see “blueing”) Laundry moving towards you at the speed of light would be “blue shifted” so everybody’s comments make sense!
(Except maybe mine…)