A man goes in to a weight-loss center and tells them he needs to lose a lot of weight, fast. He’s told the center has a $500 treatment and a $1000 treatment. He asks for the $500 treatment. He is taken to a room and soon a door opens and there’s a woman, nude except for a sign over her neck saying “You catch me, you have sex with me.” The man goes back out with a big, excited grin and says he wants the $1000 treatment. He goes back in in and, a moment later, the door opens again. But this time, instead of the woman, there’s a huge gorilla with a gorilla with a sign on him saying “I catch you, I have sex with you.”
Reminds me of the old joke.
A man goes in to a weight-loss center and tells them he needs to lose a lot of weight, fast. He’s told the center has a $500 treatment and a $1000 treatment. He asks for the $500 treatment. He is taken to a room and soon a door opens and there’s a woman, nude except for a sign over her neck saying “You catch me, you have sex with me.” The man goes back out with a big, excited grin and says he wants the $1000 treatment. He goes back in in and, a moment later, the door opens again. But this time, instead of the woman, there’s a huge gorilla with a gorilla with a sign on him saying “I catch you, I have sex with you.”
Yeah, I cleaned it up for a family website.