A man goes in to a weight-loss center and tells them he needs to lose a lot of weight, fast. He’s told the center has a $500 treatment and a $1000 treatment. He asks for the $500 treatment. He is taken to a room and soon a door opens and there’s a woman, nude except for a sign over her neck saying “You catch me, you have sex with me.” The man goes back out with a big, excited grin and says he wants the $1000 treatment. He goes back in in and, a moment later, the door opens again. But this time, instead of the woman, there’s a huge gorilla with a gorilla with a sign on him saying “I catch you, I have sex with you.”
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
I think I can identify with this.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
My, such a big bear, too! Gaylord, how can you just sit there and read, so close to the action?
Kim Metzger Premium Member over 10 years ago
Reminds me of the old joke.
A man goes in to a weight-loss center and tells them he needs to lose a lot of weight, fast. He’s told the center has a $500 treatment and a $1000 treatment. He asks for the $500 treatment. He is taken to a room and soon a door opens and there’s a woman, nude except for a sign over her neck saying “You catch me, you have sex with me.” The man goes back out with a big, excited grin and says he wants the $1000 treatment. He goes back in in and, a moment later, the door opens again. But this time, instead of the woman, there’s a huge gorilla with a gorilla with a sign on him saying “I catch you, I have sex with you.”
Yeah, I cleaned it up for a family website.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 10 years ago
Broomie doing her Mister McGoo impression in the titleopening.
r.c.e over 10 years ago
Kim I want the UNCENSORED version.
mourdac Premium Member over 10 years ago
this is why you exercise with a friend – you just have to run a bit faster than them
westny77 over 10 years ago
This does not look good. Hilda Babe why not join a gym.
RalphZIggy over 10 years ago
zaps, like bee stings, apparently don’t bother bears much