Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 24, 2019

Should we wait to see if a penis fly off like a rocket and explodes?

Ew!

Throw a slice of bread in there.

A spoonful of seitan will work.

How about some GMO while you’re at it?

Croutons?

You do know it’ll cost you extra, Broomie?

Ewww! She needs a reality check….

Just grab a donut and dip it in!

hmm.. pasta cooked in coffee, gotta try it out.. kind of makes me remember the y2k thing when you where able to get light-bulbs and pencil erasers ‘y2k tested’. Now I have to go look for some gluten-free water and check if I can find some

As someone who has used gluten in breadmaking, I want to throw up right now. Imagine mixing flour and one of those fiber mixes used for “regularity.” It would be worse than that.

Put a spoonful of sugar in there, tell her it’s gluten, and double the price. Win-win!

I’ve seen bottled water labeled as “gluten-free”. There’s a sucker born every minute.

There’s nothing wring with gluten. A very few people can’t digest it properly. It’s the component of wheat that makes wheat ideal for bread masking. Without gluten you get crumbly bread (think corn muffins). Humans have been eating wheat bread for millennia.

Starbucks won’t guarantee that any of its drinks are gluten free so while some may think this is funny, it’s actually a reality.

Don’t let em charge you Broomie. The gluten’s supposed to be free.

Broomie dearest, you are one weird witch!