Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 27, 2021

Zap them, Broomie!

We miss Lady Shades

I hear turtle soup coming up

That would be cruel to the turtles. They normally live in water.

Honey badgers might have been a better choice for a chimney.

So, basically, he wanted her to be bitten by the snapping turtles. poor turtles will have a bad taste for DECADES in their poor muzzles.

Why not just use your broom?

That’s what Broomie gets for trying to get the Queen’s King!

Next, the lightening bolts, and then it’s soup.

She could use the turtles in a Magic Potion!

Why are the guards wearing shark fin hats? Oh, yeah. Shark week is coming. Cue the theme from Jaws! ;o)

Scoreboard Report:

In today’s attempt to tempt the Handsome Prince:

Castle Snapping Turtles, 1; Rotund Little Green Witch, 0.

surprised the snapping turtles survived inn the chimney. they can only be out of water for up to 8 hours so they must occupy the chimney in shifts.