Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 16, 2021

Looks like they all have big noses.

Paul Bunyan wants his umbrella back.

Gee, how did Broomie get the slipcover off the sofa (to use as a swimsuit)??

OK, Broomie’s got her protection from the sun, but who’s got the protection for Gaylord so that he can avoid the zapping he’s about to receive?

Just notice her nose, I have a broom Hilda thingy on my nose also. I am over 55, there all my life. Sometime wish it wasn’t, looks and all, but never looked at getting it removed. Ha never made the connection until now.

Just to add, I have though about painting it silver or gold sometimes to make it look like a piercing.

Of course, everything below her nose is safely shaded.

“Better safe than sorry”. Irwin is safe, but Gaylord is the one who’ll be sorry.

quite a tease but at the same time true.

Believe me, I understand. I have the typical redhead’s fair skin, and have to put on SPF15 before I open the fridge in the morning.

A banana skin and a rubber band would be better…

Also forgot the "I am not a whale’ sign. It’s good to be outta zapping range.

Hahahahahaha!

Why not wear the red clown nose from yesterday?

Your friends are looking out for the welfare of your schnoz and you, Broomie. Thank them! Enjoy your swim!