Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 19, 2022

You’re gross, Broomie.

It looks like the background is floating away.

Wow!! A vulture describing someone else as a “messy eater”

It boggles the mind!

I wonder if she’s such a slob in that fancy restaurant she frequently attends.

Any messier and Gaylord would have been wearing some of that food!

She eats with great gusto and enthusiasm!

Dang! I should’ve thought of that when the Army had me working in mud!

Ew. Ew. Ew

“Scotchguarded.” By the 47th Highland Brigade?

If she’s the messiest, I come in a close second. I always tip extra to cover the cost of cleaning up after me. I guess, I too, eat with gusto.

She never got past baby stage. You can tell how much a baby enjoyed their food by how much of it they’re wearing.

Gaylord needs to say that from about 10 feet further away.

I wish Gaylord would say something nice to her, just once.

Whatever floats your boat, Broomie; or your belly….