Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 15, 2022

They just wanted you out of the room

It is rather easy to win a contest when you are the only one competing.

Yes, we really don’t want to know her other measurements!

How can they sit on cacti and not feel the needles up their behinds??

And if you know any better, Gaylord, you’ll leave the conversation right there!

Aside from Broomie, I wonder how many others missed the universe and were thereby eligible to compete.

Short people got no reason

Short people got no reason

Short people got no reason

To live

They got little hands

And little eyes

And they walk around

Tellin’ great big lies

They got little noses

And tiny little teeth

They wear platform shoes

On their nasty little feet

Well, I don’t want no short people

Don’t want no short people

Don’t want no short people

’Round here

Background scenes in Broom Hilda just keep getting better & better!

So a contest for midgets?

You could be second in a one horse race -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/6274044.stm

Hey, a trophy’s a trophy, right?