Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 13, 2022

A female pig is a sow.

Sofa sow

At least she did not zap them as well.

So—just put her on a spit and barbecue her!!

It’s Saturday…why even bother to try to move her?

I can’t see the three of them on that small couch anyways!

well, she does bring home the bacon

Reminds me of the story when I was a kid and lived at home, I would leave the door accidently open.

My mother would scream: “DO YOU LIVE IN A BARN?”

and I would say “MOOOOOOOO”

Well, this answers the age old question: Where does the witch lie? Anywhere she wants.

They could sit on the back of the sofa and dangle their feet in her face (or rest their feet on her belly). That just might persuade her to move.

That’s more like a love seat, but where’s the love.

Where is Irwins beeny hat??

Is it a public sofa? We don’t have them in fields around here.

What is, is. None dare challenge Broomie!

lol

Or spit on her and barbecue her