Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 09, 2023

An educational dog

It’s not like she wasn’t warned.

Zap!

Don’t do it, dog…you might not like how she tastes!

“That is not my dog.”

In all’s fairness, he warn you Broomie old girl. If the dog had bitten Broomie, the dog would need another rabies shot and a tetanus shot. You don’t know what Broomie might have picked up in her 1500 years of existence. Yip yip yip yip yip

Engage brain before emoting Broomie!

Broomy, it’s time to zap this twit into oblivion!

Old story. Guy is standing on a street corner with a dog by his feet. Kid walks up to the guy and asks “Does your dog bite?” Guy says “No”. Kid pets the dog, and the dog bites the kid. Kid says “I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite”. Guy says “That’s not my dog”.

I use the same tactic with the annoying kids who come running up yelling, “Does your dog bite?” while grabbing at her, when I’m doing a training session with my dog (the dog knows the word “bite” in English means to bark loudly).

“Does your dog bite?”

“No.”

CHOMP!!

“I thought you said your dog didn’t bite?”

“That’s NOT my dog!”

Thank you, Peter Sellers!

He’ll only bite her once! Then he’ll do anything to not taste her again…

She is a witch, He is about to be walking a gerbil… and he is about to gain another 300 lbs.

I am not disagreeing with her but…she pretty much asked for it.

THAT DOG MIGHT GET BLOOD POISONING IF HE BITES HER!

And he gets annoyed very easily.

And one BIG ZAP coming in 3, 2, 1!

Dear Broomie! The flea-scratching doggie was given the prompt when you called the owner “stupid,” but I think he wasn’t the stupid one (please don’t zap me; I am just being honest with you)….

Good dog.