Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 25, 2023

Ya think.

Nice lineup

The description of the subject described her as a green, ugly, smelly, 1500-year-old witch. They didn’t have to go far to find one.

Yeah Broomie, that light you see at the end of the tunnel is a freight train.

Choo! Choo!

Sometimes you have to limit their choices.

When they made Broomie, they really threw away the mold, or she cracked the mold. There’s only one like her in the universe. You can’t improve on perfection. Yip yip yip yip yip

Whatever gave you that idea, Broomie?

Can’t wait to see any trial – a jury of her peers might be difficult to find or get to serve.

So Broomhilda is under 3 feet tall.

What did she do to be in a lineup. Solo?

Well, it WOULD be hard to find a few others that look like her!

a Lawyer would get her out of it with no problem in that situation. but…NO LAWYER IS CRAZY ENOUGH TO DEFEND HER at this rate…

Careful, she a flight risk.

Maybe. However, you ARE a very unique person…..

You sure she isn’t fat, seasick dwarf with bad taste in clothes?

It’s a short line-up. Ahem!