Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 02, 2023

Well done, Kid

Rubber Biscuit

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=aevG0b2S8uI

:-D I would be perfectly ok with skipping the ham and bread part of the sandwich. Go for it, Broomie!

Ketchup on an imaginary ham sandwich? Yuck!It needs mustard!

“No thanks, I prefer my plates plain…”

Mustard or mayonnaise for mine please.

Oy! Get to the store!

If this was a Lenny Bruce joke, Nerwin would wave his hands and say “Your a ham sandwich”.

have a good crunching. teaches you to ask POLITELY!

She forgot to say “sudo”

for explanation search explain xkcd sudo

wish sandwich

No no, mustard on plates, not catsup.

Make it yourself, you lazy b…, er, witch!!

If it’s a paper plate, it’ll add much-needed fiber to her diet.

Abracadabra. You’re a ham sandwich.

If we had some bacon, we could have bacon and eggs, if we had some eggs.

Make sure you brush your plates every day for a good smile and sweeter breath…

There is a company in India and another in Okinawa that make plates and utensils from the fibrous by-product of sugarcane processing when it would be otherwise burned and instead is compostable

Black catsup? No, thanks. I prefer ketchup

Catsup (a.k.a. ketchup)? —Only if it’s a paper plate, which might in a real pinch be considered edible.

Besides, Ham requires cheese, and must be on black rye (a.k.a. Bavarian rye), with mustard!