Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 22, 2023

Starving for attention!!!

Desperate

Don’t call me, I’m not home.

Wonder how long she’s been calling businesses to get sympathy? If she started with the A’s and is already down to the H’s she’s been at it for awhile.

That’s a great idea, Broomie.

Broomy, should have also asked if they have Prince Albert in a can….

This reminds me of the story of thr 95YO man that goes to confession

man: I have sinned. I spent two hours in bed satisfying 2 20 year-old girls.

Priest: Do 20 HaiI Marys and pay $50 as penitence.

Man: I don’t have to do that, I’m Jewish.

Priest: Then why are you telling me this?

Man: I’m telling everyone.

“You’re fired!”

“You can’t fire me, I quit!”

She couldn’t get sympathy from Irwin, Nerwin, or Gaylord?

Don’t they have a sympathy hot-line? If so, I sympathize.

Compassion for extortionate witches only goes so far….