It would probably be cheaper just t get new scales, Gaylord.
The old “good news, bad news” gag…
Sorry Broomie, but this time you can’t get a weigh with it.
I wouldn’t want to know that either, Broomie!
He’s going to pay someone to turn the little adjustment dial?
The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Arthur C. Clarke
No wonder your broom has been exhausted lately.
Leave it to Gaylord to snatch victory from the jaws of da feet. I hope your feathers are numbered so that you can re-feather yourself when Broomie zaps you. ;-p
She would rather it lied to her.
But unless her previous measurement was on a different scale, then she still lost 5 lbs.
Disregard the scales, Broomie. If you feelgood and look good, you are good….
snsurone76 9 months ago
It would probably be cheaper just t get new scales, Gaylord.
jagedlo 9 months ago
The old “good news, bad news” gag…
Botulism Bob 9 months ago
Sorry Broomie, but this time you can’t get a weigh with it.
ladykat 9 months ago
I wouldn’t want to know that either, Broomie!
tcayer 9 months ago
He’s going to pay someone to turn the little adjustment dial?
andersjg Premium Member 9 months ago
The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Arthur C. Clarke
daleandkristen 9 months ago
No wonder your broom has been exhausted lately.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 9 months ago
Leave it to Gaylord to snatch victory from the jaws of da feet. I hope your feathers are numbered so that you can re-feather yourself when Broomie zaps you. ;-p
cuzinron47 9 months ago
She would rather it lied to her.
shamino 9 months ago
But unless her previous measurement was on a different scale, then she still lost 5 lbs.
Sisyphos 9 months ago
Disregard the scales, Broomie. If you feelgood and look good, you are good….