Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 23, 2024

If the Grim Reaper does lose his job, who would ever take his place?

Is the Grim Reaper such a wimp that he can’t force her into Hell?? BTW, she’s more than 1500-years old—unless her aging stopped at 1500!

Just reclassify her as a plant- the oldest tree is near 5,000 years old and she’s green like plants.

Were I to go into a diner, and notice the grim reaper seated on the stool next to me at the counter I would probably make sure not to order what he was having.

Well, now we know why he’s so grim.

The restaurant slogan is “I feed dead people”.

I like how the “Supernatual” TV show explained Reapers. There are a lot of Reapers claiming the souls of those who had just died, but there is only one “Death” a god-like entity itself.

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.

Psychopomp and circumstances.

First, I have always have seen the reaper as skeletal, not fleshy like this one. Second, watch Dead Like Me. Third, read the Disc World series.

Maybe it’s the final destination Broomie doesn’t like so she won’t leave

Broomie doesn’t fear the reaper

Not a good idea to speak ill of the food you’re about to order. Now if said the food here is to die for.

She cursed with immortality because she’s a bit wicked but The Devil will have nothing to do with her!

He’s an impostor. Death is usually symbolized as a cloaked skeleton.