Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 20, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: Why do I have to go to bed now? I never get to do what I want! If I grow up to be some sort of psychopath because of this, you'll all be sorry!! Dad: Nobody ever became a psychopath because he had to go to bed at a reasonable hour. Calvin: Yeah, but you won't let me chew tobacco either! You might never know what might push me over the brink! Dad: Go to bed, Calvin.
Let him try the chewing tobacco.