Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 30, 1987
Transcript:
Calvin: Stir. Stir. Strettchhhh. Stab stab. Pat pat pat. Mush mush. Snif. Hwoof! Lick ackptgh blechh glug glug smack br-r-r-r-r-r Haaakk Hocchh Choke..gasp.. There (pant) See? I..I..tried it. (cough) It..almost (wheeze) killed me.. Mom and Dad: Clap clap clap clap. Mom: Encore. Dad: Bravo. Calvin: I'm going to run away to Alaska.
No, you’ll run away to the Yukon!