Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 02, 1987

Transcript:

Calvin (Slug): Uh, oh. It happened again. Calvin waked up without any recognizable features, save two antennae. How disgusting. He oozes out of bed on a trail of slime. Lacking arms and legs, how will Calvin put on his clothes? Mom: Aren't you dressed yet? You are so sluggish in the morning!