Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 12, 1988
Transcript:
Calvin: You'll be glad to know I've analyzed you poor showing in the polls. Dad: I'll bet. Calvin: See, your record in office is miseravle and the character issue is killing you. Your basic approval rating among six-year-olds hardly registers. If anyone ever needed a slick campaign, it's you. Dad: Let me guess what you have in mind. Calvin: "The new dad" I call it.
And how much will all this cost?